Hey kids!!! Sir Remington Smiles here and today I’m sharing 15 hilarious tooth-related jokes that will have both your parents and your dentist belly laughing. Choose your favourite to share with the Nanaimo Smiles team at your next dentist appointment.
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
- What do tuba players use to brush their teeth? A tuba toothpaste.
- What’s the dentist’s favorite kind of dinosaur? A floss-iraptor.
- Who’s job is the most dangerous in Transylvania? The dentist who works on Dracula.
- When is the best time for a dentist appointment?Tooth hurty.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes, who? Dishes how I talk since I lost my teeth!
- What do dentists call their x-rays? Tooth pics!
- Why did the deer need braces? He had buck teeth.
- What happens after you go to the dentist a few times? You know the drill.
- Why did the computer go to the dentist? It had Bluetooth.
- What do you call a dentist’s advice? Their floss-ophy.
- How do you get a job at a dental office? By word of mouth.
- How are false teeth like stars? They only come out at night.
- What will the dentist give you for $1? Buck teeth!
- What did the dentist say to the judge in court? You can’t handle the tooth!
Choose your favourite dental joke or pun to share with your friends, family or the Nanaimo Smiles at your next check-up. Do you have a dental joke to share with us? Ask your parents to email the team for your chance to be featured on our blog and social media. Now go make someone smile!